Yanni: Wifebeater

Yanni's been arrested for domestic abuse. This was sent to me by Mike Lawler. His original email was too funny, so I'm quoting it here:

Can you imagine the 911 call? "My boyfriend beat me up. His name is Yanni", followed by uproarious laughter. What kind of woman can't take Yanni in a throw down? He's Yanni. Is there surveillance footage of this? I need it! It would have to be the most theatrical fight ever.

Who's next? Vern Troyer, Webster, Garry Coleman?