Baseball chat

Me: I predict that Maddux with get pigeon shit in his eye and be out for 2
months with conjunctivitis. Then the pessimism will truly begin on the Northside.

Lawler: I think if a pigeon shit in his eye, he'd use his heat vision to zap it out of the sky. I predict that his injury will be of the self-inflicted nature. Either that, or he'll go 32-8, and the Cubs will lose 100 games. That sounds about right.